Walks Into a Bar... Bears on Drugs

A bear walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a beer. The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't give beer to bears in bars."The bear replies, "If you don't give me a beer, I'll eat that lady over there."The bartender says, "Go ahead."So the bear eats the lady and asks for a beer. The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't give beer to bears on drugs.""What do mean," asks the bear. "I'm not on drugs.""Yes, you are, that was the bar bitch you ate."