Walks Into a Bar... Menu

A guy walks into a bar and sees a sign that reads:Cheese Sandwich: $1.50Chicken Sandwich: $2.50Hand Job: $10.00He checks his wallet and beckons to the sexy bartender."Are you the one who gives the hand jobs?" he asks."Yes," she purrs. "I am.""Well, wash your frickin' hands," says the man. "I want a cheese sandwich!"